This is a series of theoretically educational pamphlets that people are directed to investigate when they start asking questions about the Loft, such as 'where are we?', 'how do we get home?', 'why do they know my shoe size?', and 'is that thing going to eat us?'

Available pamphlets include:

• Welcome to the Loft! - So you've just found a Door that leads to an odd coffeehouse someplace you really didn't expect. Here's how to survive and enjoy your new discovery.
• A Brief Explanation of the Doors - How do they work? Why are they here? Are they dangerous? Can you go anywhere with them? Are there limitations? Are there risks? This pamphlet answers the basic questions.
• Why Does My Gizmo Work? - Most people, upon discovering they're in a separate dimension from their home, are surprised at the convenience of the Loft in allowing most of their fancy signal-requiring electronic gizmos to work. How do they do it, and why?
• Is It Real? - A very short guide to understanding why so many unreal things seem to be in one place.
• The Law - Yes, you're in a dimension where your previous laws don't have jurisdiction. These are the laws of the Loft, and of World's End in general. Disobey them at your peril.
• Stop Poking That Thing - Seriously, stop poking that thing.
• So You Think You Can Dance - Delusions you hold and why those around you won't support them.
• We Are Not Your Mother - From the maintenance department, a friendly reminder that just because the maintenance department exists doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of some of your own messes, lest they be transported back to your home dimension.
• Your Gods Don't Live Here - Yes, the catgirls are pretty. No, they are not your goddesses. Please stop worshipping them. And especially stop leaving dead mice for them. That's just weird.
• Come Out of The Closet - No, we don't care about your sexuality, racial origin, species, secrets, or whatever. We just need to store things in that closet.