The epitome of fast food, with a variety of menu items to cater to a broad selection of clientele. The hidden menu options for 'monstrous' races are a well-known secret.
| Item | Cost | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Beef Burger | $5 | A quarter-pound burger made from cow meat, with fixings. |
| Beef Slider | $3 | A small burger made from cow meat, with fixings. |
| Beef Cheeseburger | $6 | A quarter-pound burger made from cow meat, with fixings and cheese. |
| Beef Cheese Slider | $4 | A small burger made from cow meat, with fixings and cheese. |
| Potato Wedges | $3 | A serving of potato wedges, perfect with ketchup. |
| Potato Fries | $3 | A serving of frenched potatoes, perfect with ketchup. |
| Small Drink | $2 | A 16-ounce soda, tea, or fruit juice. |
| Small Coffee | $1 | A 12-ounce coffee. |
| Medium Drink | $3 | A 32-ounce soda, tea, or fruit juice. |
| Medium Coffee | $2 | A 20-ounce coffee. |
| Large Drink | $4 | A 48-ounce soda, tea, or fruit juice. |
| Large Coffee | $3 | A 32-ounce coffee. |
| Small Slurry | $3 | A high-fat, high-flavor 16-ounce shake, in vanilla or chocolate flavors. |
| Medium Slurry | $4 | A high-fat, high-flavor 32-ounce shake, in vanilla or chocolate flavors. |
| Large Slurry | $5 | A high-fat, high-flavor 48-ounce shake, in vanilla or chocolate flavors. |
| Slurry Vat | $7 | A high-fat, high-flavor 72-ounce shake, in vanilla or chocolate flavors. |