====== Captain Donut ====== ==== Company Info ==== A reasonably popular American chain, Captain Donut specializes in donuts and coffee, and competes heavily with companies like Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme in areas where their markets overlap. ==== Streetnopsis ==== Everyone who's had to be on a long stakeout knows that the traditional meal of choice is a large cup of coffee and a sack of a dozen donuts. Captain Donut tends to be the place to go for those who aren't fond of the overly marketed corporate atmosphere of its competitors; it has a bit of cheesy 21st century charm going for it, and the old joke about finding police at a donut shop isn't THAT far off the mark, so if you need help from the law in a hurry, Captain Donut isn't the worst place to stop. ==== Corporate Analysis ==== Captain Donut is generally considered a food service company, and as such not terribly relevant to most corporate interests. However, law enforcement and security employees, whether municipal, corporate, or otherwise, tend to frequent Captain Donut and other places because the benefit of a quick, legal stimulant and fast, sugary foods helps in their response time when something bad finally happens. Almost invariably, they fail to appreciate jokes on the subject. ==== Product Line ==== Captain Donut sells coffee, donuts, and a small selection of other light foodstuffs and beverages. Their 'special deals' tend to be named after various military, law enforcement, or other ranks, and they have a decent if not profound selection of the aforementioned at reasonable prices.