====== Food and Drink ======
Note that the Chef and Bartender are expected to be familiar with the basics of making various recipes and cocktails, respectively. PDA software is supplied to assist beginners in this exercise.
===== The Building Blocks =====
All consumables, injectables, etc, contain building blocks known as Reagents. These Reagents are used to determine the actual effects of a consumed foodstuff - for example, a healthy snack might contain Nutriment and Vitamins. Reagents also include helpful - or harmful - chemicals that can be extracted from substances, as well as some oddities that defy normal explanation. A 'unit' of a reagent is a semi-specific volume in milliliters.
==== Nutriment ====
A catch-all term for the basic nutrients necessary for life. Any food of value has these, and most foods can be distilled to collect nutrients separately.
===== The Basics =====
Nutrient Paste: This substance keeps forever and fulfills basic nutritional requirements when eaten, but is entirely unappetizing by itself; it is stockpiled on ships that are going to be without fresh food supplies for long periods of time, and is described as a sort of flavorless glop with the consistency of canned meat. Nutrient Paste usually comes in prepackaged individual meal jars, but is also supplied in large industrial drums and vending cartridges.
Flavor Paste: Often mixed with nutrient paste to make it taste less like solidified glue. Has little nutritional content on its own. Comes in individual packets for flavoring a single meal, as well as industrial-sized canisters and vending cartridges.
Coloring Paste: Often mixed with nutrient paste to give it a specific color, particularly when used to simulate traditional dishes. Practically no nutritional value, but can be used as a dye for other things besides foods. Comes in individual packets for single-serve meals, as well as industrial-sized canisters and vending cartridges for outpost supply.
Concentrated Syrup: This is combined with water and carbon dioxide to make beverages in a soda dispenser or from a soda gun.
===== Prepared Foods =====
These foods are pre-packaged or manufactured in vending machines, perfect for supplying someone with no cooking experience or time.
MRE Rations: These self-contained meal-in-a-bag rations are equipped with everything you need for a filling, comforting meal after a long day in the field. These are typically supplied to the military, but outposts often keep some in stock as well for situations where a Chef's expertise is hard to come by. Comes in a variety of flavors, and made from carefully measured combinations of nutrient paste, flavor paste, and coloring paste to approximate the flavor of fresh-cooked food; includes an internal heating mechanism to warm up food before eating.
===== Food Service Machines =====
Dispenser Gun: This device connects to a machine that stores liquids in twelve chambers, and allows you to letter the chambers to notate what is in them. The bar comes equipped with two, one which dispenses non-alcoholic beverages, and one that dispenses alcoholic beverages, in addition to their other machinery. When using a dispenser gun, you can choose to fill a container to a certain approximate level ('fill it', 'halfway', 'one third', 'two thirds', or simply 'dispense a burst' to spray roughly ten units of the liquid in question into a container (or anywhere else.) Professional drink mixers fill measuring cups so as not to make off-balance mixes. Typical contents of a Dispenser Gun may include:
* Cranked, a lemon-lime soda with an extremely high caffiene and sugar content.
* Red Handed, an energy drink that tastes terrible but has caffiene, sugar, and a few other chemicals to aid in awareness and alertness.
* Aggro Cola, the soft drink of choice by soldiers across the galaxy.
* Orange Nova, a delightful orange soft drink.
* TentaGrape, the only beverage with an octopus mascot.
* Water, for the prosaic folk.
* Ginger Ale, for those who hate being sick.
* Diet Aggro Cola, the soft drink of choice by rent-a-cops across the galaxy.
* Cherry Aggro Cola, the soft drink of choice by death squad officers across the galaxy.
* Bella Noir Beer, the dark draft beer of the seasoned connossieur.
* Liftoff Beer, a basic beer that will get you drunk eventually and is fairly cheap.
* Liftoff Lite Beer, a light beer that tastes fairly weak to most professional alcoholics, but is great for raw volume.
* Megahol, a powerfully strong orange beverage that contains roughly 800 proof alcohol. A nasty joke by science professors on lightweights, as well as a fast way to fix the alcohol content of less delightful beverages.
* Chug Root Beer, a flavorful nonalcoholic beverage that tastes not entirely unlike root beer.
* Green Stuff, basically green dye meant to change the color of drinks.
* Red Stuff, basically red dye meant to change the color of drinks.
* Blue Stuff, basically blue dye meant to change the color of drinks.
Coffeetron: This coffeemaker is designed to satisfy the desires of every coffee connossieur... when it's properly loaded and operated. In practice, the average monkey-brained crewmember's brew makes road tar seem appealing and can even make some people sick. However, coffee is generally excellent at warming you up and supplying necessary stimulants to deal with the shift's woes.
Soda Fountain: This old-fashioned device generates red plastic cups and fills them with refreshing soft drinks. Note that this makes it difficult to carry multiple cups around unless you use a serving tray.
Frosteez: The frozen slush concoction OF THE FUTURE! No, really, it's crushed frozen water mixed with sugary flavoring syrups in a dispenser and dispensed to the masses. They are excellent for cooling down after hot work, and some outposts use them as medicine delivery vehicles that people will actually use. Each Frosteez machine has three flavor chambers that can be individually loaded. Note that Frosteez are not recommended for use by those suffering from hypothermia, unless thermoregulating chemicals are added.
Drink Dispenser: This dispenses beverages (each dispenser has eight slots) and has an additional dispenser for ice. Each dispenser chamber can be set to heat or chill contents separately to a reasonable level. Note that due to safety concerns (and to save on power costs) this will not operate below or above specific 'safe' temperatures.
Food Extruder: This 'delightful' device extrudes food paste, ideally mixed with flavor and coloring packets so as to resemble something other than tasteless protein paste. Often seen on low-cost passenger ships, military vessels and barracks, prison colonies, in corporate employee cafeterias, and in other places where fresh food is difficult to come by.
===== Fullness =====
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red; if your hunger bar turns black, you've eaten way too much. The effects of fullness and hunger are equally bad, so it is best to stay at a happy medium. So keep in mind how much you've eaten and how long it has been since you last ate, and you will be fine.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
Several reagents will increase your fullness:
* Very effective: Corn oil; Nutriment, found in most foods; Animal Protein, found in meat; and Egg Yolk.
* Somewhat effective: Ketchup; cocoa powder; Hot Ramen; Hell Ramen; Sugar.
* Minor increase: Soy Sauce; Hot Cocoa; Potato Juice; Bilk; Sprinkles; Dry Ramen; Flour; Rice; Cherry Jelly; Doctor's Delight; Beer; Thirteen Loko; Mead; Banana Mama.
=== Starvation ===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving; this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Some things will decrease your hunger faster:
* Vomiting
* Being cold (by exposure to cold environments or because you were in a cryo tube)
* Recovering from blood loss
* Taking Lipozine
* Some viruses
If you eat too much, your description will note that you are "chubby". Too little, and you will be described as "malnourished".
===== Drinks =====
IMPORTANT:
* Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
* Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
* Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
Many of these drinks, while they do have toxic ingredients, are not toxic in and of themselves. However, because they have toxic ingredients, if you mess them up, you will poison your patrons--not something a good bartender wants to do. An evil one, though...
=== Alcoholic Drinks ===
Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol. Each drink is scored on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being strongest. Depending on how much you drink, you may slur your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, and even pass out. Just as in real life, the more slowly you drink, the less you are affected by alcohol. Some species have special reactions to alcohol and will get drunk more quickly. Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much; this damage happens at around the same level where the character passes out.
== Mixed Drinks ==
Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to concoct these drinks before pouring them out.
{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Ingredients
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.png|50px]]
|Acid Spit
|1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine
|1.5
|Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.png|50px]]
|Allies Cocktail
|1 part ''Classic Martini'', 1 part vodka
|2
| Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
|-
![[File:Aloe.png|50px]]
|Aloe
|1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey
|3
|The whiskey must be added last. Makes 2 parts.
|-
![[File:Amasec.png|50px]]
|Amasec
|1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine
|2
|Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
|-
![[File:Andalusia.png|50px]]
|Andalusia
|1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey.
|3
|Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.png|50px]]
|Anti-Freeze
|1 part cream, 1 part ice, 2 parts vodka
|4
|Raises body temperature.
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
|Atomic Bomb
|10 parts ''b-52'', 1 part uranium
|???
|Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
|B-52
|1 part ''irish cream'', 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua
|4
| Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
|Bahama Mama
|1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts rum
|2
|
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.png|50px]]
|Banana Mama (Banana Honk)
|1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar
|4
|Yes, it's an alcoholic drink with no alcoholic ingredients. Get Bananas from the gardener.
|-
![[File:Barefoot.png|50px]]
|Barefoot
|1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth
|1.5
|Get berries from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
|Beepksy Smash
|1 part iron, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey
|4
|Briefly stuns.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Bilk
|1 part beer, 1 part milk
|2
|Get milk from the kitchen.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
|Black Russian
|3 part vodka, 2 part kahlua
|3
|
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
|Bloody Mary
|2 parts tomato juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice
|3
|Tomato juice from booze vending machine.
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
|Booger
|1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part watermelonjuice, 1 part rum
|1.5
|Get bananas from the garden and process them.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
|Brave Bull
|2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua
|3
|
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.png|50px]]
|Changeling Sting
|1 part ''screwdriver'', 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice
|5
|Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice); get lemons from the gardener and process them
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
|Classic Martini
|2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth
|2
|
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
|Cuba Libre
|1 part cola, 2 parts rum
|1.5
|
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
|Demons Blood
|1 part blood, 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr.Gibb, 1 part rum
|3
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.png|50px]]
|Devils Kiss
|1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum
|3
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.png|50px]]
|Erika Surprise
|1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ale, 1 part whiskey
|3
|Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
|Gin and Tonic
|2 parts gin, 1 part tonic
|1
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
|Gin Fizz
|2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice
|1.5
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
|Goldschlager
|10 parts vodka, 1 part gold
|3
|Grind up Gold from Mining. Can be got from a party crate through Cargo.
|-
![[File:Grog.png|50px]]
|Grog
|1 part rum, 1 part water
|0.5
|
|-
![[File:HippiesDelight.png|50px]]
|Hippies Delight
|1 part psilocybin, 1 part gargle blaster
|???
|Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Hooch
|2 parts ethanol, 1 part fuel (welder fuel), 1 part sugar
|2
|Causes alcohol poisoning faster than other drinks. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers; welder fuel from welder fuel tanks.
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.png|50px]]
|Iced Beer
|5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil
|1
|Lowers body temperature.
|-
![[File:Irish Car Bomb.png|50px]]
|Irish Car Bomb
|1 part ale, 1 part ''irish cream''
|3
|Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
|Irish Coffee
|1 parts ''irish cream'', 1 parts coffee
|3
|Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
|Irish Cream
|2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream
|2
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
|Long Island Iced Tea
|1 part ''Cuba Libre'', 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila
|4
|Cuba Libre (1 Cola, 2 Rum)
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
|Manhattan
|2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth
|3
|
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
|Manhattan Project
|10 parts ''Manhattan'', 1 part uranium
|5
|Gets you high. Manhattan (2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth)
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
|Margarita
|2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice
|3
|
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.png|50px]]
|Neurotoxin
|1 part gargle blaster, 1 part soporific
|???
|Also stuns you. Soporific available from Medical.
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice
|???
|Gets you drunk and high.
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
|Patron
|10 parts tequila, 1 part silver
|1.5
|Can be got from a party crate through Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
|-
![[File:RedMead.png|50px]]
|Red Mead
|1 part blood, 1 part mead
|1.5
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Sbiten.png|50px]]
|Sbiten
|1 part capsaicin, 10 parts vodka.
|3
|Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is found in Chili from the garden.
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
|Screwdriver
|2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice
|3
|
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
|Singulo
|5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 part wine.
|5
|Get Radium from Chemistry.
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.png|50px]]
|Snow White
|1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime
|1.5
|
|-
![[File:suidream.png|50px]]
|Sui Dream
|2 parts Space-Up, 1 parts curacao, 1 part melon liquor
|0.5
|Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze vending machine.
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.png|50px]]
|Syndicate Bomb
|1 part ''whiskey cola'', 1 part beer
|5
|Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
|Tequila Sunrise
|2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice
|2
|
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
|The Manly Dorf
|1 part beer, 2 parts ale
|2
|
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part uranium
|5
|Also gets you high. Grind up Uranium from Mining. Long Island Iced Tea (2 Rum, 1 Cola, 3 Vodka, 3 gin, 3 Tequila)
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
|Toxins Special
|2 parts phoron, 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth
|5
|Raises body temperature. Grind up Phoron from Mining.
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
|Vodka and Tonic
|2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic
|3
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
|Vodka Martini
|2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth
|4
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Cola
|2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola
|2
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Soda
|2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water
|3
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
|White Russian
|3 ''Black Russian'', 2 part cream
|3
|Black Russian (3 Vodka, 2 Kaluha)
|}
====Poured Drinks====
{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Drink
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|50px]]
|Absinthe
|4
|Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte". Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
|-
![[File:Aleglass.png|50px]]
|Ale
|1
|Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale".
|-
![[File:beerglass.png|50px]]
|Beer
|1
|Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 corn oil and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:curaco.png|50px]]
|Blue Curacao
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao". Mix 10 orange juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:cognac.png|50px]]
|Cognac
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac".
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Ethanol
|5
|Comes from chemical dispenser.
|-
![[File:ginglass.png|50px]]
|Gin
|1
|
|-
![[File:Kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
|Kahlua
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur". Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:meadglass.png|50px]]
|Mead
|1.5
|Mix 1 sugar + 1 water + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst)
|-
![[File:melonliquorglass.png|50px]]
|Melon Liquor
|1
|Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor". Mix 10 watermelon juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Moonshine
|4
| Mix 10 nutriment, 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:pwineglass.png|50px]]
|Poison Wine
|1
|Made from poison berries. Hallucinogenic and poisonous. Mix 10 poison berry juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:rumglass.png|50px]]
|Rum
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum". Dispenser labels it "Deadrum".
|-
![[File:sakeglass.png|50px]]
|Sake
|2
|Made from rice. Mix 10 rice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:tequilaglass.png|50px]]
|Tequila
|2
|Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla".
|-
![[File:thirteenloko.png|50px]]
|Thirteen Loko
|2
|Comes from [[Hacking#Vending Machines|hacked soda vending machine]]. Will also make you jittery.
|-
![[File:vermouthglass.png|50px]]
|Vermouth
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth".
|-
![[File:vodkaglass.png|50px]]
|Vodka
|2
|Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled". Mix 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
![[File:whiskeyglass.png|50px]]
|Whiskey
|2
|Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve".
|-
![[File:wineglass.gif|50px]]
|Wine
|1.5
|Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine". Mix 10 grape juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
|-
|}
===Non-Alcoholic Drinks===
{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|How to Get It
|-
![[File:bananajuice.png|50px]]
|Banana Juice
|Process a banana.
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
|Berry Juice
|Process berries.
|-
![[File:Brownstar.png|50px]]
|Brown Star
|Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola
Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Cafe Latte
|Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Coffee
|Drinks dispenser; Hot Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:carrotjuice.png|50px]]
|Carrot Juice
|Process a carrot.
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Cream
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb.png|50px]]
|Dr. Gibb
|Drinks dispenser; Cold drinks vending machine.
|-
|[[File:grapejuice.png|50px]]
|Grape Juice
|Process grapes or green grapes; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:grapesoda.png|50px]]
|Grape Soda
|2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola
|-
![[File:Grenadineglass.png|50px]]
|Grenadine Syrup
|10 parts berry juice, 5 parts Universal Enzyme (Catalyst)
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
|Iced Coffee
|1 part ice, 3 parts coffee
|-
![[File:Hotcocoglass.png|50px]]
|Hot Chocolate
|5 parts Water, 1 part Coco Powder; Hot Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:iceglass.png|50px]]
|Ice
|Drinks dispenser; hacked Hot Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
|Iced Tea
|Mix 1 part ice, 3 parts tea; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:Kiraspecial.gif|50px]]
|Kira Special
|1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
|Lemon Juice
| Process a lemon.
|-
![[File:lemonlime.png|50px]]
|Lemon Lime
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|50px]]
|Lemonade
|1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
|-
|[[File:limejuice.png|50px]]
|Lime Juice
|Drinks dispenser; process a lime.
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Milk
|From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed Wheat.
|-
![[File:milkshake.png|50px]]
|Milkshake
|1 part cream, 2 parts ice, 2 parts milk
|-
![[File:space_mountain_wind.png|50px]]
|Mountain Wind
|Drinks Dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
|Nuka Cola
|1 part uranium, 6 parts space cola. Gets you high.
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|Orange Juice
|Drinks dispenser; process an orange.
|-
![[File:poisonberryjuice.png|50px]]
|Poison Berry Juice
|Process a poison berry.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Potato juice
|Process a potato.
|-
![[File:Rewriter.png|50px]]
|Rewriter
|1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Soda Water
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:space_cola.png|50px]]
|Space Cola
|Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:space_up.png|50px]]
|Space-Up
|Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:SoyLatte.png|50px]]
|Soy Latte
|1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Soy Milk
|Process a soybean.
|-
![[File:teacup.png|50px]]
|Tea
|Works as a weak anti-toxin. From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
|The Doctor's Delight
|1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part tricordrazine
|-
![[File:tomatojuice.png|50px]]
|Tomato Juice
|Process a tomato; Booze vendor.
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Tonic water
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:waterglass.png|50px]]
|Water
|Drinks dispenser, Cold Drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.
|-
![[File:tomatojuice.png|50px]]
|Watermelon Juice
| Drinks dispenser; Process a watermelon slice.
|}
==Food Recipes==
* Milk, Soy Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Sugar are all measured in reagent units rather than by number of containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.
* Sliceable foods can be divided into smaller portions by slicing them. Their reagents are divided equally into the slices. The slices noted here are the maximum number of slices, which you can get by using a precise cutting tool like a kitchen knife, cleaver, or scalpel; crude cutting tools, like axes, shovels, and saws will result in fewer slices.
* Condiments are reagents can be added to food, possibly increasing their nutrition value or adding some [[traitor|fun]] extras. A chef can create condiments by grinding up things that contain them and isolating them in the CondiMaster in the back room. Condiments let you put ketchup on your fries, salt in your soup, dylovene on your fish fingers, or psilocybin on your ghost burger--the possibilities are endless. Foods hold a maximum of fifty units of reagents.
* Some poisonous foods can be prepared safely if Dylovene is added to the finished product, or if the poisonous reagent is neutralized somehow. Experienced chefs only!
* Poisonous reagents are marked in red text. Reagents which have other, non-deadly effects--like intoxication, sleepiness, or the effects of hot or cold sauce--are marked in blue text.
* Traitor chefs can make some sneaky substitutions.
** Poisonous apples can be used in all apple dishes, and the final dish will be poisoned. Unlike poisonous mushrooms, cyanide apples can easily kill.
** Slime jelly can be substituted for cherry jelly, and will poison the resulting food.
** Anything made with meat can be made with human meat. (It's still necessary to emag the gibber before butchering one's murder victims.)
*'''BUG NOTICE''': The cake recipes are currently not functional because the flour and egg will react inside the microwave to make dough.
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! style='background-color:Red;'|
! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Reagents & Notes
! style='background-color:Red;'|Skrell-Safe?
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| 3 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| N
|-
|[[File:egg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| 2 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:dionaroast.png|50px]]
|'''Diona Roast
| Microwave 5 units Polytrinic Acid, 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple.
| 6 nutriment, 2 radium
| Y
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juice/Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly.
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 5 Berry Juice or Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly, 1 Animal Protein.
| N
|-
|[[File:donuts.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:plain Burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| Microwave 1 Meat and 1 Bun.
| 3 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:plain Burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with Bun
| 3 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:cheeseburger.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Burger
| Combine 1 Cheese Wedge with Burger
| 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
| N
|-
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| 7 Animal Protein, 6 Alkysine, 5 Blood*
| N
|-
|[[File:roburger.png|50px]]
|'''Roburger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head
| 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 5% probability of 2 units of Nanites
| N
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
|'''Xenoburger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| 15 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid
| N
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| 10 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin
| N
|-
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Ectoplasm
| 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown wig and mask
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| Microwave 1 Sausage with 1 Bun
| 19 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun
| 6 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units Sugar
| 8 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| 2 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine
| N
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Donk Pocket
| 2 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine
| N
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Donk Pocket
| Allow a Warm Donk Pocket to cool.
| 2 Nutriment, 2 or 6 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread
| Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 10 Nutriment, 40 Animal Protein
Sliceable: 5 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
|'''Xenomeatbread
| Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 10 Nutriment, 32.5 Animal Protein, 7.5 Polytrinic Acid
Sliceable: 5 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units Milk, 15 units Sugar, 1 Banana
| 20 Nutriment, 21 Banana Juice, 3 Animal Protein
Sliceable: 5 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Omelette Du Fromage
| Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 16 Animal Protein, 6 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffin
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| 6 Nutriment, 8 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylen Virdians
| Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Soybean
| 10 Nutriment, 1 Soy Milk
| Y
|-
|[[File:soylentgreen.png|50px]]
|'''Soylent Green
| Microwave 2 Human Meat, 10 units Flour
| 28 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meat-Pie
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough
| 20 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Pie
| Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
| 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-Pie
| Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough
| 17 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid
| N
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5 units Sugar
| 4 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| Microwave 1 Cherry, 1 Flat Dough, 10 units of Sugar.
| 4 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry
| 4 Nutriment, 7 Berry Juice, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat
| 12 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid
| N
|-
|[[File:donuts.png|50px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Hot Sauce, 5 units Cold Sauce
| Always: 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein.
Equal chance of containing 3 units of one of the following: Nutriment, capsaicin, frost oil, sprinkles, phoron, coco,Slime Jelly, banana, berry juice, and tricordrazine.
| N
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''(Human)-kabob
| 2 Human Meat, 1 Metal Rod
| 26 Animal Protein.
May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.
| N
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Meat-kabob
| 2 Meat, 1 Metal Rod
| 26 Animal Protein.
May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.
| N
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-kabob
| 2 Tofu, 1 Metal Rod
| 8 Nutriment.
May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.
| Y
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
| Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough
| 30 Nutriment, 15 Animal Protein
Sliceable: 5 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 3 Nutriment, 7 Animal Protein, 2 Potato Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
| Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 4 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper
| 7 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment, 6 Carpotoxin, 10 Capsaicin
| N
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|'''Popcorn
| Microwave 1 Corn
| 2 Nutriment, 3 Corn Oil
| Y
|-
|[[File:cookie.png|50px]]
|'''Cookie
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Chocolate Bar, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper (with something written on it)
| 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat (Any Type)
| 13 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| N
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| 35 Nutriment, 8 Tomato Juice, 7 Animal Protein.
Sliceable: 6 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| 50 Animal Protein.
Sliceable: 6 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 Chantrelle Mushrooms, 1 Cheese wedge, 1 Tomato.
| 35 Nutriment, 10 Animal Protein, 2 tomato Juice
Sliceable: 6 slices
| N
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 9 Imidazoline, 5 Animal Protein.
Sliceable: 6 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 units of Psilocybin
| 6 Nutriment, 6 Psilocybin
| Y
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 Amatoxin
|6 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin
| Y
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| 11 Animal Protein, 5 Water, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 3 Corn Oil, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice
| Y
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Tricordrazine, 9 Sulphuric Acid, 2 Potato Juice, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| 20 units of Water.
| 10 Water
25% chance of 8 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein 10 Capsaicin, 4 Tomato Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein, 10 Frost Oil, 4 Tomato Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 units Amatoxin
| 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Psilocybin, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet
| 8 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 10% chance of 5 Tricordrazine
| N
|-
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
| Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat
| 6 Nutriment, 3 or 13 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg
| 40 Animal Protein, 4 Nutriment, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| 9 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment, 20 Capsaicin, 3 Corn Oil
| N
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| Microwave 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges.
| 5 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein.
Sliceable: 5 slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 10 units Flour, 1 Banana, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| 20 Animal Protein, 6 Banana, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt
| N
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt, 2 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Flatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Flatbread
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
| Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Carp Meat
| 3 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin
| N
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg
| 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
Sliceable: 5 slices. Bread slices can be turned into sandwiches by combining them with any food item.
| N
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 3 Nutriment, 20.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| N
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
| 3 Nutriment, 23.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper, 2 Carbon
| N
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 3 Nutriment, 8.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
| Drinking this makes you feel like a vampire. A tomato vampire.
5 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice
| Y
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units of Sugar, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| 8 Nutriment, 8 Psilocybin, 2 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
| Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 Chantrelle mushroom.
| 6 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein, 7 Tomato Juice, 10 Imidazoline, 5 Water, 2 Potato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:jellytoast.png|50px]]
|'''Jellied Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly
| 1 Nutriment, 0.2 Animal Protein, 0.6 Egg Yolk, 5 Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly.
| N
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milosoup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 2 Tofu, 2 Soy Dope.
| 8 Nutriment, 5 Water
| Y
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot juice, 2 Tomato juice
| Y
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti.
| 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 10 units of Rice
| 2 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| Microwave 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Rice
| 4 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes.
| 6 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice, .33 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:poppypretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Poppy
| 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Bicaridine
| N
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
| 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:spesslaw.png|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs.
| 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Boiled Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| 25 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Apple
| 3 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple
| 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:jellyburger.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly
| 5 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly or Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:twobread.png|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine
| 2 Nutriment, 0.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Jellysandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly
| 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly or 5 Slime Jelly, .4 Animal Protein, 1.6 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| Microwave 30 units of Blood
| Smells like copper.
2 Animal Protein, 10 Blood*, 5 Water
| N
|-
| Missing Sprite
|'''Slime Soup
| Microwave 10 units of water, 5 units of slime jelly.
| 10 Water, 5 Slime Jelly
| Y
|-
| Missing Sprite
|'''Boiled slime Core
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 slime core
| 35 Slime Jelly
| Y
|-
|[[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| 3 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
|'''Sausage
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Meatball
| 12 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:fishfingers.png|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat
| 7 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge.
| Always contains 4 Animal Protein, 3+ Toxin, and 1+ Carbon.
Possible other reagents: Nutriment, Capsaicin, tomato juice, frost oil, water, tricordrazine, banana juice, blood, slime jelly, and/or imidazoline.
| N
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| Microwave 1 Pumpkin, 10 units Flour, 3 units Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| 15 Nutriment
Sliceable: 5 Slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:phelmbiscuit.png|50px]]
|'''Plump Helmet Biscuit
| Microwave 1 Plump Helmet, 5 units of Water, 5 units of Flour
| 5 Nutriment, 10% chance of 8 Nutriment and 5 Tricordrazine
| Y
|-
|[[File:mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Chantrelle Soup
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 Chanterelle.
| 8 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:chawanmushi.png|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Eggs, 1 Chanterelle.
| 5 Animal Protein, 6 egg yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:beetsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Borscht
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage.
| "Wait, how do you spell it again..?"
8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
| Y
|-
|[[File:gappletart.png|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Streusel Tart
| Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Golden Apple, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar.
| 8 Nutriment, 8 Gold, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Tossed Salad
| Microwave 2 Cabbage, 1 Tomato, 1 Carrot, 1 Apple.
| 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 2 Tomato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice
| Y
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Golden Apple.
| 8 Nutriment, 8 The Doctor's Delight, 8 Tricordrazine, 1 Bicaridine, 1 Synaptizine, 1 Hyperzine, 1 Space drugs, 3 Gold.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball.
| 6 Nutriment, 5 Animal Protein, 3 Space drugs, 3 Kelotane, 3 Bicaridine, 2 Potato Juice
| N
|-
|[[File:cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit Salt
| 1 Nutriment, .3 Animal Protein
Can also get these by gibbing a Parrot; in that case they have 5.4 Nutriment
| N
|-
|[[File:stuffing.png|50px]]
|'''Stuffing
| Microwave 1 Bread, 5 units of Water, 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper.
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:tofurkey.png|50px]]
|'''Tofurkey
| Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing.
| 12 Nutriment, 3 Soporific, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
| N
|-
|[[File:Taco.png|50px]]
|'''Taco
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 4 Nutriment, 10.3 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Space Fries
| Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sticks
| 4 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:mint.png|50px]]
|'''Mint
| Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil
| 1 Mint Toxin
| Y
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg
| 20 Nutriment.
Sliceable: 5 Slices.
| N
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 Carrots
| 25 Nutriment, 25 Imidazoline
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 10 Nutriment, 19 Animal Protein
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:orangecake.png|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Orange Juice, 1 Orange
| 20 Nutriment, 1 Orange Juice
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:limecake.png|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Lime Juice, 1 Lime
| 20 Nutriment, 1 Lime Juice
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:lemoncake.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Lemon Juice, 1 Lemon
| 20 Nutriment, 1 Lemon Juice
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:choccake.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 4 units Coco, 1 Chocolate Bar
| 20 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco Powder
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 1 Cake Hat
| 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 2 Apples
| 15 Nutriment
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 1 Brain
| 5 Nutriment, 20 Animal Protein, 10 Alkysine, 5 Blood*
Sliceable: 5 Slices
| N
|-
|[[File:burnedmess.png|50px]]
|'''Burned Mess
| Created when you try to microwave an invalid recipe. It may also break or dirty the microwave.
| 1+ Toxin, 3+ Carbon
| Y
|}
==Intermediate Ingredients==
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|[[File:Bun.png|50px]]
|'''Bun
| Microwave 1 Dough
| 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:Flat Dough.png|50px]]
|'''Flat Dough
| Roll out 1 Dough with Rolling Pin
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Sliceable: 3 Slices
|-
|[[File:Dough Slice.png|50px]]
|'''Dough Slice
| Cut Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife
| 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| Cut Dough Slice with Kitchen Knife
| 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:egg.png|50px]]
|'''Egg
| Harvested from an egg plant (can be mutated from eggplants), ordered from Cargo, or laid by a chicken that has been fed wheat.
| 3 Egg Yolk
|-
|[[File:meat.png|50px]]
|'''Meat
| From butchering most animals and people. The gibber will not accept people unless emagged. Synthetic meat can be gotten from the Biogenerator in hydroponics, or made by mixing blood and Clonexadone.
| Animal Protein (Varying amounts); Nutriment (Varying amounts)
|-
|[[File:Raw Cutlet.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Cutlet
| Cut 1 Meat (Any Type)
| 1 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:Cutlet.png|50px]]
|'''Cutlet
| Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet
| 3 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:carpfillet.png|50px]]
|'''Carp Meat
| Butcher a Carp (gibbing gives three fillets, cutting with a knife gives one.)
| 3-10 Animal Protein, 3 Carpotoxin, ~9 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:xenomeat.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno Meat
| From butchering a giant spider or a xenomorph (the NPC "animal" type only; player-controlled ones count as "human").
| 6 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid, ~9 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:bearmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Bear Meat
| From butchering a space bear.
| ~12 Animal Protein, 5 Hyperzine, ~9 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:mushroomslice.png|50px]]
|'''Huge Mushroom Slice
| Butcher a Walking Mushroom
| ~7 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin
|-
|[[File:tomatoslice.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Slice
| Butcher a Killer Tomato
| ~12 Nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Raw_Sticks.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Potato Sticks'''
| Cut up one potato.
|3 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
| Cut up one carrot.
|3 Nutriment, 3 Imidazoline
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Dope
| Cut 1 Soybean
| 2 Nutriment
|-
|}
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing:==
To mix reagents, put them in the same container. You should hear a bubbling sound if it's successful.
All-In-One:
Grinding foods reduces them to their component parts.
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! style='background-color:Green;'|Skrell-Safe?
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|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Animal Protein'''
| Process Meat or protein-containing foods. Poisonous to Skrell, nutritious to everyone else.
| N
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Jelly'''
| Process Cherries.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
| Process ice peppers.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Cornoil.png|50px]]
|'''Corn oil'''
| Process corn.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Egg Yolk'''
| Process an Egg, or crack an Egg into a container.
| N
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Process Wheat or a Flour Sack.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsaicin'''
| Process chili peppers.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
| Mix 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Water, 1 part Sugar
| Y
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
| Process almost any food.
| Y
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
|'''Pepper'''
| Extra pepper mills are in the bar.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Rice'''
| Process Rice.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
|'''Salt'''
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). If the chemist won't oblige, there are extra salt shakers in the bar.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
| Mix 4 units of soy milk with 1 unit of sulphuric acid.
| Y
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Sprinkles'''
| Process donuts.
| Y
|-
|[[File:emptycondiment.png|50px]]
|'''Sugar'''
| Process white beet or sugar cane.
| Y
|-
|}
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! style='background-color:Green;'|Food
! style='background-color:Green;'|How to Obtain
! style='background-color:Green;'|Contains
! style='background-color:Green;'|Skrell-Safe?
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
| 20 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
| 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
| 2 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco Powder
| Y
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
|'''Tofu'''
| 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst)
| 3 Nutriment
| Y
|-
|[[File:Dough.png|50px]]
|'''Dough
| Combine 3 units of Egg and 10 units of Flour
| 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball'''
| Combine 3 Animal Protein and 5 Flour
| 3 Animal Protein
| N
|-
|}
==Junk Food==
When there's no chef, or the chef is serving unidentifiable, possibly toxic glop, most people resort to one of two things: [[Guide to Hydroponics|grazing on produce]] or the [[vending machines]].
Junk food requires no chef or machinery, but on the other hand, it's generally not as filling or interesting.
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! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Source
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Reagents & Notes
|-
|[[File:Candy.png|50px]]
|'''Candy '''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 1 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|-
|[[File:Chips.png|50px]]
|'''Chips'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 3 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Cup Ramen '''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 30 Dry Ramen
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Ramen'''
| Mix 3 parts Dry Ramen, 1 part Water
| Makes 3 parts Hot Ramen
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Hell Ramen'''
| Add 1 part Capsaicin to 6 parts Hot Ramen
| Makes 6 parts Hell Ramen
|-
|[[File:Jerky.png|50px]]
|'''Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 4 Animal Protein
|-
|[[File:Raisins.png|50px]]
|'''4no Raisins '''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 6 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:Twinkie.png|50px]]
|'''Space Twinkie'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 4 Sugar
|-
|[[File:CheesieHonkers.png|50px]]
|'''Cheesie Honkers'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 4 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:breadtube.png|50px]]
|'''Bread Tube'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine
| 12 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:Syndiecake.png|50px]]
|'''Syndi-Cake'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine (Hacked)
| 4 Nutriment, 5 The Doctor's Delight
|-
|[[File:SkrellSnax.png|50px]]
|'''SkrellSnax'''
| Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine (Hacked)
| 10 Nutriment
|-
|[[File:Monkeycube.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey Cube'''
| Stocked in Science and Virology.
| 10 Animal Protein; kills you as a monkey grows inside you. Add water to get a monkey. Also comes in Stok, Farwa, and Naera varieties, available through [[Cargo]].
|-
|[[File:liquidfood.png|50px]]
|'''LiquidFood Ration'''
| Can be found on the shuttle as emergency rations.
| 20 Nutriment, 3 Iron
|-
|[[File:Honeycomb.png|50px]]
|'''Honeycomb'''
| From Beekeeping
| 10 Honey, 0.5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar
|-
|}
==Advanced Cooking==
Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous. If you're a Traitor, that may be the point, but if you're [[Skill System|very good]], you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food.
Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.
When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.
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|-
| Animal Protein; Egg Yolk
| Harmless to most people, animal protein, including egg yolk, is unsafe for Skrell. A one-to-one ratio of Dylovene to animal protein will make it safe for Skrell to eat.
|-
| Blood
| Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.
O-negative blood is always safe.
Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood.
Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction.
Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.
|-
| Carpotoxin
| Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Counter it with 1 unit Dylovene per 3 units Carpotoxin. Carpotoxin also reacts with copper and cryptobiolin to form rezadone, but overdose of rezadone starts at 15 units and most carpotoxin-containing foods have five or more units of it.
|-
| Amatoxin
| Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
|-
| Toxin
| Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
|-
| Slime Jelly
| Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
|-
| Radium
| Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
|-
| Sulphuric Acid
| Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of Sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates soy sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
|-
| Polytrinic Acid
| You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain; polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
|-
| Alcohol
| An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water.
|-
| Synaptizine
| Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
|-
| Phoron
| Really, now? You could neutralize phoron by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating phoron is still a bit of a waste.
|-
|}